When I get....

Tonight as Dash was outside sweeping the driveway I saw something new and gray laying out in the leaves. I had a feeling it was a dead animal so I went out to check it out. Come to find out it was a dead Robin. I had called Ryan at work to verify what I needed to do or not do. So instead of handling it right away, I just told Dash to come in the house(I was making dinner). Well, he needed to show Sammie and it became the topic of the night. While we were at the table Sammie piped up and said, "Where's the baby bird's mommy? Oh, I know, at the park."(Now, let me say that this was not a baby bird, but in the spring at the zoo we saw a very newly hatched baby bird on the ground dying so I guess all dead birds are baby birds that need their mommys) So that was funny joke number 1. While Dash finished dinner I had gone outside to clean up the dead bird. Sammie came with me to see it. Later after dinner, but not by much time I was putting Jay Bird to bed, Sammie commented, "When I turn Jay's age, I will get a red tummy and white head and I will climb in the tree and I will fall down. And then you(mommy) will pick me up(which she means with a plastic bag). That was a funny joke, huh? Can you call Mr. Rick and tell him my funny joke." She then repeated the funny joke several times, but added a new line, "But If I move, you(mommy) no can pick me up and put me in the garbage(cuz that's what I did with the dead bird)."